We have constructed a list of Christmas elements which can be used to scientifically identify a crap Chirstmas.
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Example if you were Angie Watts in the famous 1985 Eastenders Christmas episode you could scientifically represent it as:
JxGrr+2Ee = Bd+X/No1
Or if you were Dawn Tinsley in the finale of the exceptionally brilliant Christmas special of The Office (UK) your composition would look more like this:
2Sp-FsxEf=Ul
Disclaimer: We love Christmas and this list should in no way be taken as a criticism of those we have been fortunate enough to spend our festive periods with. It is everyone we've ever known (including ourselves) who have inspired this list, but dry those eyes. We know it's these irritations that make Christmas what it is and without a little bit (major heap) of crap, what would Christmas be?
This is the first of many to come (because I am just LOVING this pattern software I bought today). Use it wherever you like; wrapping paper, web backgrounds, wallpaper, Actual wallpaper - wherever. This one is based on Lego Men (obviously). The image shows a section - but the tile should tile perfectly, so dump it into illustrator or Photoshop or whatever and get creative.
