We have constructed a list of Christmas elements which can be used to scientifically identify a crap Chirstmas.
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Example if you were Angie Watts in the famous 1985 Eastenders Christmas episode you could scientifically represent it as:
JxGrr+2Ee = Bd+X/No1
Or if you were Dawn Tinsley in the finale of the exceptionally brilliant Christmas special of The Office (UK) your composition would look more like this:
2Sp-FsxEf=Ul
Disclaimer: We love Christmas and this list should in no way be taken as a criticism of those we have been fortunate enough to spend our festive periods with. It is everyone we've ever known (including ourselves) who have inspired this list, but dry those eyes. We know it's these irritations that make Christmas what it is and without a little bit (major heap) of crap, what would Christmas be?
It's the second time that the proper art review of the week hasn't really contained any proper art. This is out of 2 occasions too, making it a 100% failure rate - so apologies. It's just that this week we have been working on some of our Christmas marketing materials we are hoping will win us some new business and that with the fact that today is the 1st of December has made me feel all Christmassy. The video below is the intro sequence for 'The Box of Delights' which brings back really great Christmas memories from yesteryear and I wanted to share it with you all. Andy had never heard of it, which disturbs me greatly - but this should not put you off basking in some nostalgia.
